There’s nothing like an indignant infant to make you ponder the world as it used to be.  Granted the 90’s weren’t utopia, but 10 years later, it only takes 5 min on Youtube or cable TV to make you miss it; and to make you wonder what future generations are going to think of our contributions to “civilization”.

Of course there are plenty of good things, but it’s much more fun to list 5 reasons why the next generation is going to hate us…

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  1. Because we let Zack Morris, the Winslows, Price is right, Cory and Topanga, and Barney be replaced by the Real World, the Kardashians, Deal or No Deal, Sookie and Bill, and the Wiggles.
  2. Because someone 40 years from now is gonna find this video of their grandmother on youtube.

    And how are you gonna explain to your grandchilden some of the Facebook photos you forgot about…and don’t remember taking…
  3. Because we didn’t do more to stop the ridiculous amount of Reality TV Shows out there.  Or Miley Cyrus.
  4. Because we didn’t elect Seth McFarlane to a public office.
  5. Because I remember my dad teaching me some of the dances he did when he was growing up, like  the Mashed Potato, the Twist, the Jerk, and the Monkey;  now, I have to choose between the Superman, the Stanky Leg, and the Dougie.

And call me crazy but I think I missed a few…

Vote Seth McFarlane in 2012

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